JudefaJesus

Tea Party Jesus speaks here for Bill O’Reilly. In other posts on this inspired blog Jesus speaks for any number of other whackos who have bent Christianity to their own ends. Clicking on the images takes you to the source of the words - they’re real. After all, you couldn’t make this stuff up.

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No, it’s not a joke

Have you ever known those Bible clutchers to joke? Does she look like she’s even got a sense of humour?

Get Jesus on YOUR social network!

I’d be friending Melchizedek and Festus too, just in case Jesus dies or something.

∞05:23 am, by kg13 Comments

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For the love of Jesus and art

Matt Stone blogs about Christian art … with all the free-spiritedness I associate with maybe a mystic and none of the bludgeoning I associate with churches.

This site is fascinating and even inspired. It covers the gamut of religious and spiritual beliefs, and religious art whether deadly serious or satirical.

Best advertisement I’ve seen for Christianity!

Art lovers, click on Jesus. You will not be disappointed!

∞01:42 am, by kg13 Comments

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Seriously. Jesus started the whole “wait three days” thing. He waited THREE days to come back to life.

It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard that he died.

They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I DIED yesterday!” and then they’d be all, “Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…” and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and then the dude would be like “Uh okayy, whatever you say, bro…”

And he’s not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ the beard, NO.

He waited the exact right number of days, THREE.

Plus it’s SUNDAY, so everyone’s in church already, they’re all in there “Oh no, Jesus is DEAD”, then BAM!

He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s when he invented the high five.

Three days. We wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait…. True story.”

Barney Stinson - How I Met Your Mother

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